The end

I'm considering ending this blog soon. It's been a fun three years, but I feel its time is over. There's not really much more that can be done with it and frankly it's become a bit of an albatross around my neck. Soon onward and upward to better things...

And this is exactly why people loathe World of Warcraft

(GameDude walks in wearing a Blizzcon 2008 shirt.)
Chisa: What side do you roll?
GameDude: What do you mean?
Chisa: Your shirt.
GameDude: So?
Chisa: So do you roll Horde or Alliance?
GameDude: Horde, of course. Was there another answer?
Chisa: Of course.
GameDude: What server are you on?
Chisa: Ravencrest.
GameDude: Never heard of it. PvP or PvE?
Chisa: PvE, until I hit level 80.
GameDude: Noob. (leaves)

Ed. Note: See what happens when I try to be nice to people? See?

Doing my duty for queen and country

(JohnnyComeLately, wearing a Phillies shirt, brings a Gatorade and a bottled water to the register.)
Chisa: I'm going to need to see your ID.
JohnnyComeLately: For drinks?
Chisa: No, for wearing that shirt. I want to confirm you're actually from Philadelphia.
JohnnyComeLately: Oh, heh, I grew up there! I just moved to Arizona!
Chisa: Is that so? Where's the giant walk-through anatomically correct heart?
JohnnyComeLately: ...huh?
Chisa: Where, in the city of Philadelphia, is the giant walk-through anatomically correct heart located?
JohnnyComeLately: Uh... what does that have to do with anything?
Chisa: Anyone born within a hundred miles of Philly knows that's in the Franklin Institute, you poser. Never wear that shirt in my store again.

I learned everything I know watching Elim Garak

Coworker #1: Who was the girl that talked to you for half an hour this morning? She's gorgeous!
Chisa: Eh, we used to be fuckbuddies.
Coworker #1: No!
Chisa: Had some pretty wild times together. Once we both smoked ayahuasca at the top of Wasson Peak and screwed like bunnies. Hailstones poured down around us like shattered windshield glass, and her screams were the battle cries of a savage amazon. Then she turned into a coyote.
Coworker #1: Seriously?
Chisa: No.
(pause)
Coworker #1: I hate you.

The best compliment I have ever recieved

BlackGuy: Oh shit! He look just like Kool Moe Dee!

Honesty may in fact not always be the best policy

Redbobhaircut: This music is very bouncy! I feel like I'm in a music video!
Chisa: That's odd, because I feel like I'm in a shitty dead-end job.

Craigslist meetup peanut gallery

Chisa: Hey, looks like Capn' Romance is goin' halfsies on the Perrier with Anime Velma!
Coworker #1: Who to the what now?
Chisa: (motions head) On the patio.
Coworker #1: (looks) Oh, wow, what's this? Internet blind date?
Chisa: Looks like it. Gotta say, I like her librarian look.
Coworker #1: Good Heavens, Miss Sakamoto, you're beautiful!
Chisa: He, on the other hand, leaves a little something to be desired. For the record, the thing to be desired is six months on a Bowflex.
Coworker #1: Uh oh, looks like she doesn't want any spring water today.
Chisa: Shoulda bought something with sugar to sweeten her up, Cap'n! Asians love our iced coffees!
Coworker #1: Wait, here comes their taxi.
Chisa: Any guesses on the destination? I'll put five bucks on Gamestop.
Coworker #1: He tried talking her into sitting in the back with him, but she's riding shotgun this trip.
Chisa: Protip -- if you can't be more aggressive than a nerdy Japanese girl, you may wish to seriously consider a monastic life.